Quotes About Porn

Quotes About Porn

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Alan Moore

“Sexually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilization and the rest, while sexually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.”
― Alan Moore25,000 Years of Erotic Freedom
Erica Jong

“My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.”
― Erica Jong
tags: porn
James Joyce

“My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”
― James JoyceSelected Letters

tags: fartfilthpornsex
Chuck Klosterman

“Everyone knows that the Internet is changing our lives, mostly because someone in the media has uttered that exact phrase every single day since 1993. However, it certainly appears that the main thing the Internet has accomplished is the normalization of amateur pornography. There is no justification for the amount of naked people on the World Wide Web, many of whom are clearly (clearly!) doing so for non-monetary reasons. Where were these people fifteen years ago? Were there really millions of women in 1986 turning to their husbands and saying, ‘You know, I would love to have total strangers masturbate to images of me deep-throating a titanium dildo, but there’s simply no medium for that kind of entertainment. I guess we’ll just have to sit here and watch Falcon Crest again.”
― Chuck KlostermanSex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto
Jeaniene Frost

“I say, look at the melons on that lass,” Ian exclaimed, his gaze now on the TV. “And hung like a stallion, he is.”

“Focus, mate,” Spade muttered.”
― Jeaniene FrostFirst Drop of Crimson

tags: humorianporn
Coco J. Ginger

“I want your hand without the skin. Bone to bone without the molds. Mouth to mouth, without the porn.”
― Coco J. Ginger
Neil Gaiman

“I’d love to write some porn, but I don’t know if I have the right engines. When I was a young man and I was tempted to write porn, imaginary parents would appear over my shoulder and read what I was writing; just about the point that I managed to banish the imaginary parents, real children would lean over my shoulder and read what I was writing.”
― Neil Gaiman
“Both porn and religion distort a person’s perspectives on women.”
― Jesse Dangerously
Tinnean

“Everyone, no matter how refined, had a stash of porn.”
― TinneanNo One Should Be Alone
tags: porntinnean
Dave Barry

“The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can’t just say it’s pictures of people naked. For example, you have these primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot, and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal saying goes: “N’wam k’honi soit qui mali,” which means, “If you think you can catch a wildebeest in this climate and wear clothes at the same time, then I have some beach front property in the desert region of Northern Mali that you may be interested in.”

So it’s not considered pornographic when National Geographic publishes color photographs of these people hunting the wildebeest naked, or pounding one rock onto another rock for some primitive reason naked, or whatever. But if National Geographic were to publish an article entitled “The Girls of the California Junior College System Hunt the Wildebeest Naked,” some people would call it pornography. But others would not. And still others, such as the Spectacularly Rev. Jerry Falwell, would get upset about seeing the wildebeest naked.”
― Dave Barry

tags: porn
“Hardcore without punk isn’t music, it’s a genre of porn. And punk isn’t a genre of music, it’s a thought process.”
― Dominic Owen Mallary
Margaret Atwood

“The internet is 95 percent porn and spam”
― Margaret Atwood
tags: internetpornspam
Sloane Crosley

“Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star.”
― Sloane CrosleyHow Did You Get This Number
tags: porn
Natsuki Takaya

“Nabe: talking to Yuki DON’T SAY YOU’LL NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN YOU HARD IDIOT WE HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTON INTO A HEATED DEBATE ABOUT THE GOOD AND BAD OF PORN VIDEOS EVEN”
― Natsuki Takaya
Amy Lane

“You nervous about doing this on camera?”

Chance tilted his head a little, considering. “Well, yeah, of course. You don’t know what you look like when you come—for all I know, I’m hella ugly or something. But at the same time….” He trailed off and shuddered, and his eyes got half-lidded. One hand went unconsciously to his stomach, then slid up to his nipples, which were still pointy and puckered. “It’s sort of cool. It’s making my stomach all jumpy, and….” His other hand slid down under the waistband of his shorts, as he made obvious kneading motions on his groin.

“It’s turning you on?”

“Mmmm….”

“Take the shorts off, Chance, and show us.”
― Amy LaneChase in Shadow

tags: porn
Hannah Moskowitz

“My eyes are darting to all the places my magazines are hidden. I feel like an idiot sometimes for having printed evidence. My friends look at stuff on their phones like it’s their job. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve looked, and there’s some alright stuff online, but I prefer the magazines. I guess I’m a retro sort of man. Call me classy.”
― Hannah MoskowitzZombie Tag
Karl Ove Knausgård

“Το ότι συγχρόνως υπήρχε και κάτι ουσιαστικά γελοίο σ’ αυτό που συνέβαινε, δηλαδή ένα πλήθος από άντρες που κάθονταν με κατεβασμένα τα βρακιά ως τα γόνατα, ο καθένας στο θάλαμό του, βογκώντας και μουγκρίζοντας και τραβώντας το πέος τους πάνω κάτω, ενώ έβλεπαν ταινίες με γυναίκες που κάνανε σεξ με άλογα ή με σκυλιά, ή άντρες με πλήθος άλλους άντρες, δεν μπορούσαν να μην το βλέπουν, αλλά ούτε και να το λάβουνε υπόψη τους, καθότι ο γνήσιος πόθος και το γνήσιο γέλιο είναι ασυμβίβαστα πράγματα, κι αυτό που τους οδηγούσε εκεί ήταν ο πόθος. Όμως, γιατί ειδικά εκεί; Όλες οι ταινίες που μπορούσες να δεις εκεί, υπήρχαν και στο ίντερνετ και μπορούσες να τις δεις τελείως μόνος, χωρίς κίνδυνο να σε δουν άλλοι. Οπότε λοιπόν έπρεπε να υπάρχει κάτι σ’ αυτήν την ανομολόγητη κατάσταση που έψαχναν να βιώσουν. Ήταν το ανήθικο, αναξιοπρεπές και βρώμικο της όλης υπόθεσης ή το κλειστό από όλους τους άλλους”.”
― Karl Ove KnausgårdMin kamp 1
Simon Sheppard

“… it nevertheless powerfully conveys the Arcadian dream of a great, cross- cultural brotherhood of buttsex, a pioneer porntopia where sodomy reigns supreme and there is no poison oak.”
― Simon SheppardHomosex: Sixty Years of Gay Erotica
Simon Sheppard

“One might—if one were, say, a gay sex writer—make a case that there’s still a vibrant role for queer dirty words. While highly commodified mass-market DVD porn and its kinkier “specialty” cousins shows how sex looks, erotic texts are still the best mode to convey how sex—and its pesky cousin, desire—feels, and what it all means.”
― Simon SheppardHomosex: Sixty Years of Gay Erotica
Simon Sheppard

“This excerpt includes both a cautionary tale of being caught en flagrante and a stirring defense of getting fucked.

Redeeming social value, indeed.”
― Simon SheppardHomosex: Sixty Years of Gay Erotica

Gena Showalter

“He was here! And he was performing live and in-person girl porn—household tasks!”
― Gena ShowalterThe One You Want
Oliver Markus

“Check the top 1000 books on Amazon. Most of them have a shirtless guy on the cover, because they’re smutty “romance novels” (read: porn for women) about a girl being swept off her feet by one (or more) billionaire alpha-males. There are literally tens of thousands of books out there about shirtless billionaire alpha-male vampires who can’t wait to mate with you. Lucky you! And women eat that shit up! Men, not so much. Men prefer to watch actual porn.”
― Oliver MarkusWhy Men And Women Can’t Be Friends
bell hooks

“Men come to sex hoping that it will provide them with all of the emotional satisfaction that would have come from love. Most men think that sex will provide them with a sense of being alive, connected, that sex will offer closeness, intimacy, pleasure. And more often than not sex simply does not deliver the goods. This fact does not lead men to cease obsessing about sex; it intensifies their lust and their longing.”
― bell hooksThe Will to Change: Men, Masculinity, and Love
Caitlin Moran

“In a world where you can get a spare kidney, a black-market Picasso or a ticket to ride into space, why can’t I see some actual sex? Some actual fucking from people who want to fuck each other? Some chick in an outfit I halfway respect, having the time of her life? I have MONEY. I’m willing to PAY for this. I AM NOW A 35-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, AND I JUST WANT A MULTI-BILLION-DOLLAR INTERNATIONAL PORN INDUSTRY WHERE I CAN SEE A WOMAN COME. I just want to see a good time.”
― Caitlin MoranHow to Be a Woman
tags: feminismporn
Deyth Banger

“Porn is everywhere, it always can be found if you blocked or not there is always a way. The question is how to block all ways?”
― Deyth Banger
Deyth Banger

“I really like to watch a porn, but mostly my dream is to fuck a woman. It’s interesting to see how her lips touch your dick, I’m sure that the feeling, incrediable. But this isn’t anything with she to have orgasm! To watch you right in the face, right in the eyes is interesting and not freaky, but it’s more awesome to be such position to be in orgasm + to suck your cock gently. It’s interesting, how woman watch the end proccess of jerk off, how they lick the dick like it’s hot and they want to make it cold!
Ooh, that’s one of my favourite faces how the sperm from the dick goes right on the face. It’s really interesting the dick to be more large and big from a woman foot and hands, even from her mouth that’s one of my favourite parts in the porn. It’s interesting to look the dick like a pussy cat or more awesome the dick to goes slowly in the pussy! When a woman is getting fucked she to laugh that’s the interesting part.”
― Deyth Banger
Deyth Banger

“How do is start the process call “JerkOff”? – Pretty interesting question, I just found how it starts. It comes in your mind dirty stuff, like woman sucks a cock, woman sucks a dick => (then auto it starts), animal porn, woman sucks horse dick, woman sucks giraffe dick… okay I little far went as I can this probably doesn’t exist I haven’t saw, but watching how man sucks a dick one moment comes when you want to watch lesbians don’t you… want???
From there is possibility Shemale to be in an lesbian? Is there???
Or she doesn’t have any sex???
In case she looks like a woman and have a dick, woman = woman, dick = man. Pretty interesting!…

So let’s go back, probably you have chance to see in school some kind a porn, some kind a kisses, which go far and far. But from there you see the boobs, then the feet from boobs it comes in your mind dick between the boobs, for feet comes feetjob. Then blowjob and so on and so on. But stop for a moment!
You really don’t need jerkoff it ruins everything, think clear if you want read this as much times as possible…”
― Deyth Banger

Deyth Banger

“Whatever people say about porn, you should stop thinking about that’s shit like nightmares…!”
― Deyth Banger
Deyth Banger

“Porn is disgusting!”
― Deyth Banger
Deyth Banger

“There isn’t anything bad in eating an white ice cream it really doesn’t matter is it in a pail or in a cornet. (You are now thinking… oh, oh, oh an ice cream, I can do one for you. I have loads of just come to “Where I live” and I can fill you with a lot of ice cream. You won’t want to go home…). The banana eating, what’s bad?? To go in a public and to eat one normal banana,… I’m talking about the fruit called banana which is yellow as an a colour… (O…, o…, (off I hate this moment as far as now when everything in your head is about sex and you just connect it), “I’m sure that you like it”, I have one in my home and it’s one large you will like it and in the end there is little suprise for the people with patience)…
What’s bad or awful to eat an a cucumber???? OFFF, OFF, OFF you just again did this you connected it with this… what’s bad of choosing sour cream or milk? Off, off, again and again all the time with this pornography it’s like it’s planted in your mind, like a bomb and in replace of the time you connect everything with pussy and dick. One moment with your dick sperm making it as an a milk, sour cream, ice cream so many faces… Then you connect it and with banana because in reality the banana is kind of fruit which can be sucked so you put replace of banana, your dick… even when you write “woman eating banana” in the google engine it will show some kind a pornography. But why do you connect it??
Even with the pussy which cums, how woman touches it… WOW, WOW!”
― Deyth Banger
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